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| When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. ![]() __________________ ""Never kick a turd on a hot day" ... Harry S. Truman
'A wise man, in the course of a long life, is prepared to abandon his luggage, several times'." "Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants." -Jack Handy |
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__________________ Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. The sun is always shining in my world!Survival; it's all a matter of perspective: What you consider Survival Skills, I might just call Livin' Life! I have nothing to hide and everything to protect. |
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| I think I heard this story before..... Wasn't her name Anna Nichole or something like that ??? __________________ * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.* * Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.* * Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.* |
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![]() __________________ ""Never kick a turd on a hot day" ... Harry S. Truman
'A wise man, in the course of a long life, is prepared to abandon his luggage, several times'." "Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out, I won't be wearing any pants." -Jack Handy |
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