think your job stinks?

elephant repairman:

 

I DON'T THINK SO!!

 

Okay here's a cheap shot(at myself) but I can't resist:


Live birth of a "republican"???
Wouldn'tyou like to be at That morning briefing??
" Good morning guys: itsthe326 day: the elephant is due for inspection.
"Jimmy? "
Nah not me boss. I got a waiver, Doc says I'm claustrophobic.."
"Taj?"
" A curse uopn your family, Sir..."
Taj wear thefull harness, head lamp and goggles
and ABSOLUTELY NO smoking this time! there's no money left for another elephant this quarter.!!
"Benny , you're on the safety winch and fire hose">

hit it guys

 

There would be an expletive between "Don't" and "Think" if I were saying that.... [batteye]

 

captions:????

1)HERE'S JIMMY HOFFA!!


2) "OM-NOM-NOM-NOM..."

 

Seems to me to be an excellent job................ for all those illegal aliens who want jobs americans won't do! And besides they can then not only send money home, but can send home as much free fertilizer that they can grab. Also they might be easier to identify ...... by the smell, so we can deport them! JMHO of course