Now this is funny!...I thought it was a joke at first... 61 trucks loaded with 300 tons of explosives go missing in central India How the hell does someone steel 61 truck with 300 tons of high explosives?!?!?
Hmmmm, India, ? .... isn't that right next door to good old Pakistan.? Home of a sh*t load of Taliban Terrorists. .... Yup, that's it..... go figure.
Well, maybe they are planning to do some construction work...or build a mining operation...or maybe it's just for good ole' people blasting...
Nah, I'm sure it was all just an honest mistake. No, no wait *giggles* I got it...a highly trained and skilled Middle Eastern group of tech-savvy, well informed guys pulled off the Great Gatsby of all truck heists so they could fight against a massive occupation they have no hope of ever winning. Perfectly believable.
Riiigghhhtt! 10-15 terrorists are perfectly capable of stealing 61 trucks of high explosives...And they'll probably load it into UFO's, after they subdue the aliens with pocket knives...and then they'll use those UFO's to terrorize the free world...Imagine 60 terrorist UFO's crashing into shopping malls and preventing people from shopping, while they're throwing their passports from UFO's windows! And since there are many space simulation games, everybody can fly an UFO these days! Oh, the horror never ends!...
That's why I live in the north where there's snow. Lizard people don't like the cold. (Yes, I'm joking.) Or am I?
Ummm...joking? Where? I didn't notice you made a joke...now if you asked why did the chicken cross the road, then...
Hmmm...I know that Lizard people have these hovering, one-lizard crafts...They probably have A/C in them too...crafty basta.ds...
