Man Down...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Clyde, Sep 22, 2010.


  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Rick and Julie are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

    Rick picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks Julie.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them', demands Julie, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along Julie picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks Rick. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies Julie.

    Rick retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's just half the price...'



    Then down he went
    ATT4769771.
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Yes. My dad sent me this one. Brings a smilE
     
  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D[rofllmao]
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yep. Dead Man Walking. :mad:
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [rofllmao]
     
  7. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Don't get between a woman and her make-up....especially a southern woman!
     
  8. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [rofllmao] :lol:
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Would that be because they need it more? [stirpot]
     
  10. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Southern Germany or southern Russia?
     
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Make that TWO Dead Men Walking.....[CRC]
     
  12. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Kentucky is South of the Mason Dixon line so supposedly South. Known for Lush blue grass, Fast horses, and Beautiful women. or was that Lush blue grass, Fast women, and Beautiful horses. or, Fast growing blue grass, Women who are lushes, and Beautiful horses .... oh well never mind, many things Southern are beyond my knowledge, understanding or interest. By the way, my ex-wife was a beautiful fast lush from Kentucky.[rofllmao][stirpot][rofllmao]
     
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