A LITTLE MICHIGAN HUMOR FOR YOU!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Jul 21, 2011.


  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Michigan Yoopers Declare War on the U.S.A.

    Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

    "Hello, President Obama?" a heavily accented Yooper voice said. "This is Sven,
    Up here at Olies Bar and Steak House in Bruce Crossing, Michigan. I am callin'
    To tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

    "Well Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news!
    How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Sven, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Olie, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Pine's Bar. That Makes eight!"

    Barack paused. "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my army
    Waiting to move on my command."

    " Wow," said Sven. "I'll have to call ya back !"

    Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on!
    We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be Sven?" Barack asked.

    "Well sir, we have two 4-wheelers, a snowmobile, and Harry's trail grooming
    Machine."

    President Obama sighed. "I have tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks and
    14,000 armored personnel carriers Also I've increased my army to one and a half Million since we last spoke"

    "Lord above", said Sven, "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day, "President Obama, the war is still
    On! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Olies
    Ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the
    Coffee shop have joined us as well!"

    Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Sven
    That I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes .. My military complex is Surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last
    Spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Oh Lord," said Sven, "l'll have to call you back."

    Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. ""President Obama! I am sorry to Have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a
    Few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million Prisoners.."

    MICHIGAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
    [beer]
     
  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    And that is why Sven has never declared war on France either .
     
  3. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    hey sven, count me in....lol
     
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Hee hee!
     
  5. Nadja

    Nadja RIP 3-11-2013 Forum Leader

  6. ArmyRanger

    ArmyRanger Monkey+

    Good one,,,,, from a looper
     
  7. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Actually them Yoopers call us trolls (cause we live below the bridge don'tcha know)

    I actually prefer to be called a temporarily displaced Yooper.
     
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