It is direct, succinct, decisive and saves on paper It also punishes the person who failed to provide timely service with the impost of having to clean up the mess....motivation to provide better service in the future.
I just bought a squeezable ketchup bottle and put it on my night stand......next time she is late showing up to bed because of Facebook or Pinterest, she will be in for a surprise! Can't a guy get a some service around here?
I wish I had a nickle or every time I thought of this talking to one of the sheeple... Billy Madison - Ultimate Insult (Academic Decathlon) - YouTube
Ah, the fine art of insulting. He didn't even get crude or PC about it. You sure he ain't a Brit? The House of Commons is noted for that sort of thing. Luvvin' it.
The actor is Jim Doney from Saturday Night Live, the movie was Billy Madison, and written by Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler. Herlihy is a native of Brooklyn, New York, as is Adam Sandler. Just goes to show, that even Americans can be refined, intelligent, witty, sharp and overall excellent at the use of the English language without resorting to sewer language. Sometimes. Ah heck, this is the exception, more than the norm.
You should check out Nigel Farage.... UKIP Nigel Farage Insults EU President In Parliament FULL Clip Uncut - Funny Video! - YouTube
HAHAHAHA That guy is AWESOME! UKIP Nigel Farage - How dare you tell the Italian and Greek people what to do !!! Nov 2011 - YouTube
I eagerly await the complete failure and dissolution of the European Union, a poorly considered political experiment that had no chance of actual success. Farrage is the only smart one up there, and I still wouldn't trust him with a hotdog stand, let alone an important political position. The best turd in the bowl is still a turd.