Well now, here is a Long Lost Monkey, returning to brighten our lives with Wisdom.... Welcome back Birthday Fairy, been some time since you were around....
What a delightful surprise. The recent turn of events in my life have consumed my every thought, so much so that I actually forgot that it was my natal day.
You are indeed blessed, Frank. Not even I have attracted the attention of the Birthday Fairy...and a splendid natal day cake to boot! I am sure that the cake has more calorific value than watercress and snake meat....a starvation diet often induces insatiable cravings for sugar....but don't eat the birthday candles....even if tallow candles, they have more survival value for fire lighting.
