Breaking News...Australia Invades New Zealand

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by chelloveck, Mar 30, 2012.


  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Diplomatic relations have deteriorated between Australia and New Zealand, and Australia is invading New Zealand...next weekend..... after the footy.



    Aussies vs New Zealand (funny) - YouTube
     
  2. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Will it be renamed Old New Zealand once it becomes an Aussie territory?
     
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Any excuse for a beer or a fight ..... yup Australian .... lol[beer]
     
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Sweet Geezuz, I'm gonna have to stand with them Kiwis. Damn I hate over reaching big kids on the block.

    I'll hold the road going into Pipiriki from Raetihi. Me and the indigenous peoples are gonna have some Aussie on the Barbi!
     
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  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    We invade NZ regularly....

    We invade NZ regularly....to do battle with the All Blacks....sometimes we win...sometimes we don't!

    You have my fullsome support Vis....ever since I was a kid in Primary School, I always stuck up for the little guys who were being bullied by the bigger and older kids....got a few bruises and ripped shirts for my troubles, but I felt better for doing what I felt was right.
     
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  6. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Chelloveck after seeing the All Blacks do the Haka. I want them Kiwis in my platoon if they don't kill the opposition they are gonna scare the hell out of them. Ok well at least the french looked pretty intimidated at that rugby match.
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Aussies and Kiwis aren't afraid of a stouch...

    Aussies and Kiwis aren't afraid of a stoush.....whether it be with each other (mostly friendly) or together against the world (mostly unfriendly).

    The VC and NVA in SVN would sometimes have a go at the Aussies and Kiwis....but they did so with the full knowledge that they were going to have to pay big time for it.

    Battle of Long Tan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Battle of Coral

    I served for about a year in a reserve infantry battalion when the 1 RAR anti-tank platoon commander at Coral was serving then serving as the Ops officer (Major) in the same reserve unit as me. At the time I was OC Mortar platoon and we discussed mortar training from time to time. He had very decided views about where the mortar platoon baseplate position should be sited in a Battalion area defence.

    Battle of Binh Ba - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    We Aussies and the Kiwis will fight to the last against each other on the football field, but on the two way rifle range, we stand together against all the rest....especially on R&R leave (when we aren't biffing each other).
     
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