Dear friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our dear friend, common sense. 5 year old suspended for making a comment about her "hello kitty pink bubble gun" Click here for story...
I know where that is. It's sad how far these schools have declined. What a shame this is. Every last person responsible for this over-dramatic episode needs to be looking for a job in law enforcement, not education.
When it comes to shaving seconds off a response time by being ANAL, then that is their strongest attribute, use it for good.