Joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2005.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
    an inflatable doll.

    "Would you like male or female?"

    "Female, please."

    "Would you like Black, or White?"

    "White, Please."

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

    This question confused the man ... and he replied,

    "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

    "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" :shock:
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2005
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  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ha ha ha................
     
    E.L., Aug 2, 2005
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  3. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    b:: b:: b:: b:: b:: b::
     
    melbo, Aug 2, 2005
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  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ROFLMAO!! I like that one.
     
    monkeyman, Aug 2, 2005
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  5. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I am gonna have to steal that one :twisted: :lol:
     
    magnus392, Aug 7, 2005
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  6. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I'll snag it too. Good one. At least he'd go out with a bang.
     
    TailorMadeHell, Jul 1, 2006
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  7. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :D
     
    Conagher, Jul 1, 2006
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If he's lucky, he gets both types of bang. (Gawd, how I love double meanings!!)[rofllmao]
     
    ghrit, Jul 1, 2006
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  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hmmm...


    once again, reinforcing that "boys will be boys".....






    ;)
     
    CRC, Jul 1, 2006
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  10. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [​IMG]
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Jul 1, 2006
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  11. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah, but what a way to go!!![booze][do-it] and die happy.
     
    ghrit, Jul 1, 2006
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  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Uh....ghrit??

    We ARE still talking about an inflatable doll, right?????

    and this is a way to die "happy"???


    Inflatable????


    I stand by my original assessment.....


    :D
     
    CRC, Jul 1, 2006
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If he's lucky --
     
    ghrit, Jul 1, 2006
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