<TABLE class=ebay cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeef8><TD class=sectiontitle noWrap> Description </TD><TD width="100%">http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270025875977 </TD><TD class=ebay noWrap align=right width="100%"></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--var currentIndex = 0;var currentIsSuper = false;var superSizeURL = 'http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270025875977&indexURL=' + currentIndex + '&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting';var superSizeGotoURL = 'http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270025875977&indexURL=' + currentIndex + '#ebayphotohosting';//--></SCRIPT><!-- Begin Description -->I am auctioning off my right to hunt for an entire year. I will not purchase a hunting license, will not hunt in anyway or kill any animal. This is a chance for complaining animal rights activists to do something to save innocent animals. Based on my past performances you will be saving up to 4 deer (including does who may or may not be pregnant), hundreds of dove, dozens of quail, duck, geese, and numerous feral hogs and rabbits. Winning bidder will receive a notarized promissary note from me agreeing not to hunt in any form and not purchase a hunting license for an entire year. Also by stopping me I will not be able to take my kids hunting so in essence you are getting a four for one deal. If you really care about animals rights bid now and start saving bambi's life, if not I will tell you how he taste's with bbq sauce. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Lets take up a collection and bid on it and award his hunting privilages back under the condition that he spend it on a safari for rare and endangered kittens or shitzus.
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Censorship sucks... I'm an Active member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals! Now, where's that Ribeye! Ric