That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read. It is now seared into my brain. There isn't enough bleach for how dirty I feel having ALMOST visualized that.
Keep it down there where your at...Or you could try about 500 in Louisiana Crawfish boil, You may have something there?
You know crawfish was considered a ''poor'' mans meal That is until some tourist tried it, Then it took off from there!
One of my tai chi students checked with her entomologist friend and he said it was a plumeria beetle (cerambycid family).
But that's not the beetle. I like my name for the bug...MIBeetle. Won't talk about the hag bug, it's almost dinner time.