Google Smart Pants - Sponsored by Levis

Google and Levi's Collaborating for Making Smart Pants - TechFrag

Cover your dumb butts.

 

That is just plain lazy. This is so people don't put don't have to take their phone out of their pants. I have said it many times, I swear Google is trying to take over the world. What a creepy company.

 

Great, so now we'll be seeing people shot not only for their sneakers, but found pantless as well.

 

Well
It not like people haven't been found with their pants down throughout history.... now you just have to guard your but more

 

*MY* butt won't be found dead in those smart pants

 

Obamapants in 3....2.....1

 

With the "style" of wearing them with the pockets behind the knees, they ain't far from that now! And in several armed robberies, the perp was hampered by his pants falling down while trying to run away.