Since Halloween is coming up...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Thunder5Ranch, Oct 9, 2016.


  1. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    I am going to dress up as Hillery Clinton again this year :) Guys it ain't easy finding a size 24 dress!

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    Thunder5Ranch, Oct 9, 2016
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  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    [LMAO]
     
    Ganado, Oct 9, 2016
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    At least you don't have to lose weight to act the part! :rolleyes:
     
    Dunerunner, Oct 9, 2016
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  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Don't forget to stumble a lot and slur your speech a little, shout random obscenities to no one, and have fainting spells!!!
     
    Ura-Ki, Oct 9, 2016
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  5. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Don't do it man!!!!


    Think of the children!

    They could be scarred for life.....
     
    DKR, Oct 9, 2016
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  6. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Might as well run for President also...didn't get dressed up for nothing. :)
     
    Bandit99, Oct 10, 2016
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Sometimes its hard to give up an opportunity to cross-dress.....I believe a kaftan can cover a multitude of sins.....and fetishes....oh yes....fetishes. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Oct 10, 2016
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  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I live in the Portland, OR area - out here this is not a costume it's everyday wear...
     
    3M-TA3, Oct 10, 2016
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  9. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    The first time I wore the little black dress and wig at Farmers' Markets was funny. In My small town market I would turn around and people would be shocked. At the bigger much more liberal college town market I would turn around and people would even flinch unless it was to say "Nice dress man, where did you get it...... "
     
    Thunder5Ranch, Oct 10, 2016
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  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    So what I really want to know is.....
    Is it trick?:eek:
    Or
    Treat ?:D:p[LMAO]
     
    Ganado, Oct 10, 2016
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  11. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    A trick I'm sure...
     
    Tempstar, Oct 10, 2016
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  12. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Who am I to Judge? Any man, Man enough to go out wearing Mommies things is probably a lot meaner then I am! LOL What ever polishes yer rocks!!! Just don't tell me you figured out how to walk in size 13 heels Like 3M, I might toss my dinner!!!
     
    Ura-Ki, Oct 10, 2016
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  13. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    All trick and just good clean fun and general silliness :)
     
    Thunder5Ranch, Oct 10, 2016
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