MORT!! You finally found your way back! Good to see you again. Ignore Chelly, he's looking to have you wear a colander instead of the tricorn.
Sail ho! thanks for thee warm welcome aft. I think I've got enough holes, thank ye very much. Chello's just hoping I'll call him matey - that's talk he recognizes
Sail ho! Marty looks a lot like my country cousin. Whar's his stomping ground? Maybe we can meet up and share a munch on some water lilies some time
Yarr! Avast thar @BTPost. Ye weren't home during my last visit. Neighbors said ye were down in thee lower 48. I bet ye thought pirates came in only one flavor ha-ha