10 to the power of -6 fish = 1 microfiche

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck **BANNED**

    Equivalencies

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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    GROAN ---
     
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  3. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    10 to the minus 5th. Would that be a peptobismol?
    And just how big is a whakamole, anyway?
     
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    isn't a deck of cards more like 52?
     
  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    ......

    mrpotatohead_09.
     
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  6. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Is this like: if 2 wrongs don't make a right, what did 2 wright's make?
     
  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck **BANNED**

    I think the collective noun might be: A play of wrights. ;)
     
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  8. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Us simpletons might answer an airplane!
     
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  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck **BANNED**

    That would be an Orville and Wilbur of Wrights
     
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  10. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Welcome to the simple life!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck **BANNED**

    A play of wrights would probably have a more international currency...an Orville and Wilber of Wrights would be a somewhat more parochial and limited usage. Just a thought.
     
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  12. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Did I misquote "The Simple Life"?
    But this was an internationally seminal event. It might even be World Changing?
     
  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck **BANNED**

    That's as may be, but the general response by the average airplane traveller would probably be....Orville and Wilbur who?
     
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  14. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Don't forget, US simpletons realize that Walter Disney used Orville the Albatross in "The Rescuers".


    Wilbur? Rescuers Down Under:
     
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  15. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    This is true where I'm from. :ROFLMAO:
     
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  16. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    How many cards are in a Pinochle deck?
     
  17. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    How many turkey necks are in a sac'
     
  18. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Well , I'm not a big card player , the majority of my card playin' consisted of Go Fish , Rummy , and Poker. Can't says I've ever tried pinokle.
     
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  19. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    It's a wonderful game, and many a Sailor has stretched his wifely allowance on Ships Captain & Crew, a Cribbage Board, Acey Duecy, or the Pinochle Table. Along with many other casual wagers along the way. But this die has been cast!
     
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