Who is your true friend?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Mar 11, 2008.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Who is your true friend??

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    [FONT=garamond, new york, times, serif] If you don't believe it,just try this experiment.

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    [FONT=garamond, new york, times, serif]Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour.

    When you open the trunk,WHO is really happy to see you?[/FONT]
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  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ROFLMAO.......[lolol] If I did that to my wife, she'd [beat] until I couldn't see straight............Then it would be time for me to move out of the house and start [booze].................[ROFL]
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Nahhh I am pretty sure she would kill you
    :shock:[lolol]
     
  4. martin97

    martin97 Fuel busted Trucker. Founding Member

    How about this.. I put my Wife, Dog and Uzi in the trunk, wait an hour then open, and find out which one I am happiest to see!![gun]
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    LOL your a dead man too if you do, she can shoot
    :shock:
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
    CC-Now I get it.


    [nono]Don't listen to Quig.
     
  7. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO....To lat for me to try that experiment, I done went and armed her and taught her to shoot and carry, and we kep guns in the trunks. Besides that would be just plain mean to the dog to lock him in with her all pissed off. Locking him in a salt mine with a wounded badger would be much kinder. lol
     
  8. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    It was Quig's idea, blame him [booze]
     
  9. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    Reminds me of the question:

    Your wife is yelling and pounding at the front door, and your dog is barking and pawing at the back door... Who do you let in first?




    Your dog, of course. At least he'll be quiet after you let him in :^)
     
  10. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    My husband and I were happy for 20 years... Then we met ;)
     
  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I take my wife everywhere, unfortunately she keeps finding her way back. [lolol]
     
  12. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :shock:
     
  13. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud] Good one! [LMAO]
     
  14. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Reminds me of...

    Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.


    Good thing I don't have a wife to beat me about the shoulders right now. Haha.
     
  15. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Thank God I am single[beer]
     
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