Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

At last, a scientist speaking the truth.

 

Just up the coast from me. (link to story at bottom)

THIS is what you get when small town police forces try to make news. I saw
it in my phone and thought that was five big rolls of bills. It's more like five bills.
Two of the "stacks" are clearly single folded one dollar bills. Maybe $13.

Newport, NC has an opening for a building inspector and town manager.






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There were no fat kids when I was little. This is probably one reason.

 

Born and raised in Shitcago. Spent time in SA doing 'missionary work".

 

Back in my early days ,, I'd push a lawnmower up and down the road looking for yards that needed cut, I had 1 little old lady that I did her yard about every week and a half. She insisted I use her old like that one . But 1 week she went out of town ,, gave me a key to her storage room to get her mower so I could cut her grass when she was gone.
Me ,, trying to save time and get to other jobs,, I used my gas powered push mower. On my next scheduled cutting,, she said, you didn't use my mower to cut my grass. I didn't try to lie to her,, but said to come back in a few days ,, she let the grass grow a little more , then had me cut it with her mower. The grass was taller , more of a pain in the ass ,, and she only paid me 1/2 price for using my power mower when she was out of town .
Lesson learned.

 

Lesson learned, do the job the way the boss tells you to. That is what your paid for, even though you may know a better way to do it.

 

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