Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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  1. hot diggity

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  2. DKR

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    Proverbs 22:6
    Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

    real life example.
    This family produced 7 MURDERERS…

    any man can be a 'father' (ie sperm donor) - be a real father and raise your children to responsible....
     
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  6. hot diggity

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    1940 Pontiac drive-in special.
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  9. Wildbilly

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    That's not gonna end well for you!
     
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  10. Seawolf1090

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    "Bombardment! Bombardment!!" :ROFLMAO:
     
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  11. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    3women.
    Three women went to Mexico one night, had too much to drink, and woke up the next morning in jail. They were told they would be executed, but none of them could remember what they had done wrong.

    The first woman, who had red hair, was strapped into the electric chair. When asked if she had any last words, she said, “I went to Grace University, and I believe that God will protect the innocent.” They pulled the switch, but nothing happened.

    Everyone around dropped to their knees, begged for her forgiveness, and let her go.

    Next, the second woman, a brunette, was put in the chair. She said, “I went to the Creighton School of Law, and I believe that justice will protect the innocent.” They pulled the switch again, and once more, nothing happened.

    Again, the people fell to their knees, asked for her forgiveness, and let her go too.

    Finally, the last woman, a blonde, was brought in and strapped into the chair. She said, “I just graduated from the University of Alabama in Huntsville with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I can tell you right now, this thing isn’t going to work unless you plug it in.”
     
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  13. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    thatmuch.
     
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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  15. Airtime

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    Yes, it absolutely can happen before the glass makes a ring. The hops used for aroma and flavoring have substances called iso-alpha acids. Upon direct exposure to sunlight or rather to ultraviolet light, those break down and ultimately form methylbutene thiol which is chemically very similar to skunk spray. The chemical reaction can occur in 2 minutes or even less. Years ago in a beer class, we did some simple tests one afternoon and could start smelling hints in just 60 seconds of sunlight exposure.

    Some larger brewers are employing de-isomerized hops to reduce the issue but small brew pubs making their own craft beers with fresh ingredients not so much. Some hops are worse than others. Always, always keep the beer out of direct sunlight and generally avoid clear or green glass bottles.

    AT
     
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  17. SB21

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    Hmm ,,, interesting.
    Out of all of the beer classes I've attended in the states ,, and 2 foreign countries,, I've never been told green beer bottles could be dangerous,,, [boozingbuddies]
     
  18. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Opel did the same thing
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    I guess now with CAD/CAM no need for this.
     
  19. hot diggity

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    An older couple were lying in bed one night.

    The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

    She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”

    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”

    Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.

    “Where are you going?” she asked.

    “To get my teeth!”

    -Jim
     
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