Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

the size of your D?

 

Is that a Beaver

 

Yep, been there done that.

 

Three of them.

 

Yep and had iy fly out scared the crap out of me

 

Yep,, yrs back ,,I was going to put new brakes on my car,, not being a knowledgeable mechanic ,,,,I decided to jack up the back of the car ,, both sides ,, with 2 of them Jack's. I figured I could check out one side to make sure I had the drum brake springs on the right way. Surprisingly,, the car stood long enough for me to get it in the air ,, and both tires off ,, before she decided to fall over.
As soon as it happened,, I realized how stupid of an idea that was .

 

My first car was a huge 1971 Dodge Polara, bought from my barracks roommate in USAF tech school, 1976. Had a flat on the highway, the shoulder had a slope. I managed to get the flat off and the spare on before it toppled. Whew! A few years later, I took to carrying a floor jack in my trunk. Really great. Dropped the back wheel if my 1975 Firebird into a curb at an angle. Some guys at the gas station were laughing. My traction bar had it seemingly trapped solid. I brought out my wheeled floor jack, lifted the slapper bar and tire out of the trap, dragged it back onto the pavement, packed up and drove off like a boss.

 

They better be gone or you're busted. I like the big dog biscuit trick. I show it to dogs in other cars at stop lights and get them barking "for no reason."

 

No air conditioning, well water, septic tank, quarter mile walk to the bus stop. Yup.

 

Does it work as well as "Can I offer you a free Bible study course?"