Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Or some melon.

 

Silly Putty! I saw a guy do the same thing with a computer a couple decades later.

 

I can hear the intro music...

 

And sometimes it sticks with other people. I had a fella tell me today that he can't go into a
produce department without giggling at the memory of my "Half a head of lettuce" joke.

Goes like this.

Guy walks into the grocery and tells an employee in the produce department that he'd like to
buy a half head of lettuce. Trying not to smirk, the produce clerk says "I'll have to check with
the produce manager on that." and walks briskly off to find his co-worker.

"Hey Bill, there's some asshole up front who wants to buy a half head of lettuce"

just as they both start laughing the clerk notices that the man who'd made the request had
followed him, and heard every word... Thinking quickly, the clerk added,

"... and this gentleman would like to buy the other half."

 

Hmmmm. Old memories.