Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Wonders of Google Street View.

 

A British General had sent some soldiers to fight during the Falkland Island Crisis. After they returned to England, three soldiers who had done well in battle were called to the General’s office.

The General said, “Since we weren’t technically at war, I can’t give out medals. But we want to show our appreciation for your hard work. So, we’ve decided to let each of you pick two points on your body. We’ll give you two pounds for every inch of distance between those points. Let’s start with you, soldier.”

Soldier 1 said, “From the tip of my head to my toes, sir!”

The General measured and said, “That’s 70 inches, which is 140 pounds.”

Soldier 2 said, “From the tip of one outstretched finger to the tip of the other, sir!”

The General measured and said, “That’s 72 inches, so 144 pounds.”

Soldier 3 said, “From the palm of my hand to the tip of my left pinky, sir!”

The General started measuring, but then he stopped. “Wait! Where’s your left pinky?”

Soldier 3 smiled and said, “It’s in the Falkland Islands, sir!”

 

It's amazing how AB is trying to regain their market share of Bud Light sales with the overly macho commercials lately. I hope no one is falling for their BS

 

1913 SINGER Sewing Machine Restoration | Extremely Rusty

really well done video and shows just how well old sewing machines are built.
notice the lack of internal corrosion despite what the outside looks like!