Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Pork chop night, 300K+ odometers, fans and heavy blankets are helping me retire again very soon.

 

mischief.

 

I thought this guy was dead.
Why does anyone care what washed-up
actors think? They'd probably get more
clicks if they started barking at people.

 

If Luna was as big as Jupiter, Earth would be IT'S moon!

 

I sure remember having fun with those babies!

 

A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library,

“Do you mind if I sit next to you?” The girl replied in a loud, angry voice;

“I don’t want to spend a night with you!”

All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was so embarrassed that he left immediately.

A few minutes later, the girl approached the boy and said, “I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy replied in a very loud voice “$300 for one night???” “That’s too much!! ”

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered to her “I study law and I know how to make someone guilty”

Moral:

Don’t try to be too clever with a lawyer.

When the devil takes shape, he disguises himself as a friar or a lawyer.

The devil, before being a devil, was a lawyer.

 

What do you expect he is Canadian -----never liked his music or his liberal crap