Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

 

Age is not being kind to her. I can well imagine her at 40, living alone with a bunch of cats, terrorising the neighborhood kids. Probably trying to be the unelected nosy "HOA President" of her tenement building.

 

1 got 13 would be 14 never had a Valkman dit have a walkman

 

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus was in a car accident. He was hit by an Eversweet Company truck.

In court, the Eversweet Company’s attorney questioned Angus.

“Didn’t you tell the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine, I’m fine’?” the lawyer asked.

Angus replied, ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I just had my favorite cow, Bessie, in the trailer…’

I didn’t ask for details," the lawyer interrupted. ‘Just answer the question. Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident: ‘I’m fine!’?’

Angus said, 'Well, I had just put Bessie in the trailer and I drove down the road to … ‘

The lawyer interrupted again, saying, Your Honor, I’m trying to establish that at the scene of the accident, this man told the police at the scene that he was fine. Now, a few weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he’s a scammer. Please tell him to just answer the question. ‘

By this time, the judge was quite interested in Angus’ answer, telling the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie”.

Angus thanked the judge and continued. Like I said, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her on her way, when that huge Eversweet truck with trailer drove through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I ended up in one ditch and Bessie in the other. My god, I was hurt, very bad, and I didn’t want to move. But I heard Bessie moaning and moaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just because of her moaning.

Shortly after the accident, a police officer hit a motorcycle. He also heard Bessie moaning and he went to her. After looking at her and seeing her condition, he grabbed his gun and shot her between her eyes.

Then the policeman came across the road, with the gun still in his hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?

What would you say now?

 

Can't count all the models I made Testor glue will always remember the smell

 

I've been modeling since I was ten, I'm 68 now. Took a hiatus during my military years, 1976-1986. I'm old, retired, disabled and homebound now, unable to do my outdoors hobbies. So modeling is my hobby still, it helps keep fingers and mind agile. My only source of kits and supplies now is Amazon. The old hobby shop I used to go to is long gone. Stores no longer carry much if anything in models. There are Youtube channels by model builders, which I find is good for learning of new techniques, products, etc.
Modeling is mostly an "old guy" hobby these days, few young people or ladies. I'll keep on until my ashes are spread to the wind.

 

Not to be a chello / fact checker BUT ... the living female hostages were released during previous cease fire agreements in IIRC november of 2023 and the final round in january this year.
So while it is trueish that they didn't release any women in this agreement ... it's because they did it earlier.

Gotta love how one side cherry picks the facts to make it seem nefarious.