Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

This is the allegedly the biggest shit ever produced by a human being.
“The largest human feces ever found is a 1,200-year-old, 20-centimeter-long (8-inch) and 5-centimeter-wide (2-inch) fossilized specimen known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite.

We might've blown a chance at a new record. We had a toilet stopped up at work, and we hired Little Ricky's father to come have a look. Ricky was not little, and he was what we call "farm strong." I saw him carry three stacked car batteries seventy five yards to the storage area.
His father, by comparison, was a skinny little man in coveralls. He looked in the plugged up toilet, reached in with his bare hand and pulled out the biggest, longest turd any of us had ever seen. He stood up, tossed the turd in a trash can and flushed the toilet. I'm hoping he washed that hand before writing out his bill, but I had to go back to work.

MRE's will do that.

 

That’s rookie league. Not even worth calling the taxidermist.

 

I've dropped a couple that felt that hard, and seemed nearly as big. Been awhile, but you don't forget something that "momentous".