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Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

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Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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AI generated.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Nov 15, 2025 at 9:27

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AI generated.
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Wouldn't matter to me if it was a crayon drawing. My memory of sliding around in the back seat of '60 Willy's and sleeping in the sun on the parcel shelf of one of Cousin Betty's enormous Buicks are still clear.

Later on I remember us kids intentionally sliding across the back seat and slamming each other against the sides of a K5 Blazer when Mom would make the mildest turns.

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This is the allegedly the biggest shit ever produced by a human being.
“The largest human feces ever found is a 1,200-year-old, 20-centimeter-long (8-inch) and 5-centimeter-wide (2-inch) fossilized specimen known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite.

We might've blown a chance at a new record. We had a toilet stopped up at work, and we hired Little Ricky's father to come have a look. Ricky was not little, and he was what we call "farm strong." I saw him carry three stacked car batteries seventy five yards to the storage area.
His father, by comparison, was a skinny little man in coveralls. He looked in the plugged up toilet, reached in with his bare hand and pulled out the biggest, longest turd any of us had ever seen. He stood up, tossed the turd in a trash can and flushed the toilet. I'm hoping he washed that hand before writing out his bill, but I had to go back to work.

MRE's will do that.
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Hell, I've done bigger! No brag, just fact!

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I remember that ad. Isn't it like 30 years old? Wonder what she looks like now?

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I remember that ad. Isn't it like 30 years old? Wonder what she looks like now?
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Nationally televised public hangings during prime time would help a lot too. And do it like the 1800s, make it an outdoor family entertainment event.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

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Seawolf1090 said: ↑

Nationally televised public hangings during prime time would help a lot too. And do it like the 1800s, make it an outdoor family entertainment event.
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I'll be the guy in the back with the " Brauts and Beer Booth " ,, and maybe a few Hooters gals delivering beers to the crowd ,,,

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

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