Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Get an official personalized license plate that reads PERVERT, you'll get waves, giggling girls,
scornful looks from old ladies and guys yelling "Hi, Pervert!" Most fun was loaning folks
the truck and not telling them about the plate.
And all because I had to submit six choices for the personalized plate and That Woman
said, "Just put PERVERT as your first choice, they won't give you that."
It's not the only time she's been wrong, but it's the most memorable.

I had a big cardboard box of nails with a few poking out through the box. I secured it to the left rear
corner of the car trailer with some big magnets. Nobody wanted to tailgate me after I did that..

 

...and a Hi-Point

 

I'd like to see this made into a Sci-Fi movie!