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  1. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    I was in Walmart the other day and saw a fireworks display that claimed the fireworks were "safe and sane", I walked away. Safe, sane and fireworks are three words that don't belong in the same sentence!
     
    Wildbilly, Jan 1, 2026 at 19:31
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  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    "Safe and sane" = BORING! Like piddly sparklers and smokers. Real men want the BOOM! The FIRE! The GOOD STUFF! But just not getting stupid with it. We don't need to try for a Darwin Award. :D(y)
     
    Seawolf1090, Jan 1, 2026 at 20:56
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  3. SB21

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    Did you post this to ree
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    Amen brother ,,,
    Big Brother's trying to keep your ass laid up in the Lazy Boy ,, to scared to walk out in public ,, F'k Off , B' Brother ,,,
     
    SB21, Jan 1, 2026 at 21:01
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  4. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    Yeah, stick a length of cannon fuse into a 1-pound can of black powder, light it and RUN!
     
    Wildbilly, Jan 1, 2026 at 22:00
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  6. hot diggity

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    Midnight-pee.
     
    hot diggity, Jan 1, 2026 at 23:50
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    hot diggity, Jan 2, 2026 at 0:00
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  12. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    hot diggity, Jan 2, 2026 at 12:30
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    hot diggity, Jan 2, 2026 at 12:31
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    hot diggity, Jan 2, 2026 at 12:36
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  20. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    She is a true patriot of her nation. Patriots everywhere are being denigrated and demonized for the crime of caring about their nation and their people. We see the same happening here in America. :oops:
     
    Seawolf1090, Jan 2, 2026 at 13:41
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