Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

It takes a particular brand of stupidity to make such a ridiculous statement, and not believe people will actually check whether it is true. Typical democrat. If his/her mouth is moving, he/she is lying.

 

It just amazes me how hard these libnuts try to paint themselves as growing up in the lower class,,, hood zones ,,, poor , and doing without .
I'm sure some have,, and they have done well for themselves,, but they truly worked for it. The ones that sit up there and spout off about being oppressed , and poor,, are the ones that are lying their asses off ,, just like ole Ratchett Crocket.

 

Where's the Starbucks?

 

You can’t make this stuff up!

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the

teenager at the counter.

‘You don’t?’ I replied.

‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was the reply.

‘So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?’

‘That’s right.’

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but sadly true…)

(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,

and she said they didn’t have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those ‘dividers’ that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the

‘divider’, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, ‘Do you know how much this is?’

I said to her ‘I’ve changed my mind; I don’t think I’ll buy that today.’

She said ‘OK,’ and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM ‘thingy.’

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ‘Do you need some help?’ I asked. She replied, ‘I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?’

‘Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?’ I asked.

‘No, just this remote thingy,’ she answered,

handing it and the car keys to me. As I

took the key and manually unlocked the door, I

replied, 'Why don’t you drive over there and

check about the batteries. It’s a long walk…’

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, ‘I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?’ ‘Just use paper from the photocopier’, the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five ‘blank’ copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, ‘I just gave him some ant killer…’

Dispatcher: ‘Rush him in to emergency right away’

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re Stu pid!!!

Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too.

Don’t laugh…it is all true…

 

Reminds me of an old joke.... Blonde girl is in distress, she's locked her keys inside the car and the door is locked. She can't get in. The car is a convertible, with the top down.

 

This would be funny but all these people vote!

 

this is what comes to mind when they want you to buy "Exhaust Fluid"

 

I can't stop drooling over this picture

 

That's a "salad" I could go for!

 

Moy Miz on X: "The Muslim world is divided about Iran: Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime: Jordan Kuwait UAE Saudi Arabia Oman Qatar Bahrain Muslim countries against the removal of the regime: Great Britain France Spain " / X

 

You mean DEFF?

 

The "blue stuff"? Ain't that only for diesels?

 

Then those countries should step up and take the lead. And if they'd revise their backwards ass beliefs ,, they'd be more welcome.