Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Reminds me of a joke.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink!

 

She still can't her yap shut !!!

 

That reminds me of another joke.
A newlywed man and a friend were talking, and the newlywed said he enjoyed married life but that his new wife was the nastiest housekeeper. His friend questioned his claim. The newlywed replied that just the other night he had come home late from drinking beer, and was gonna p*ss in the kitchen sink, but that it was full of dirty dishes!