Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

When you convince the gal to take you home at closing time ,,, and she turns on the light right before jumping in bed ,,,, ,,,

 

True, dat!

 

Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.’

Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’

The pharmacist fainted!

 

My first one specifically said "Not to be used for Identification "

 

Mom didn't use the belt came after me with the broom

 

Mom was best with a wooden spoon. I'd never see it coming.

Grandma was the one we feared. I'll never forget her saying "Go out and cut me a switch so I can beat you."

 

Yep,, and grandma always said ,, " and don't bring back no little switch,, 'cause you won't like the one I'm gonna get ."

 

Hehe, my Granny - Dad's Mom - was a hellion with a switch too. Slender and supple, that thing really smarted! My Mom tried belting me once, I let her get in a couple whacks, then took it away from her, and calmly told her that's the end of that! I was about 14. Earlier a couple times Dad used his leather belt. Once I tried the old thick magazine in my pants trick - it didn't help.
I didn't get spanked often growing up, I learned to not do what earned it.