Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Humorous insults found on Reddit:


The acoustics inside your head must be amazing.

My 9 year old daughter to my 7 year old son at the movie theater: “when the movie starts you’re gonna have to stop talking… you should practice now.”

I'm jealous of everyone who's never met you.

You look like you sort your crayons by taste

I am not saying you the dumbest guy on Earth, but you better hope nothing happens to that guy.

You're the reason the Power Rangers need to shout out their colours

This was years ago, but at a bar a guy told me I would look better if I wasn’t wearing glasses. I told him he would look better if wasn’t wearing glasses too.

If a logical thought ran through your mind it would be shot for trespassing!

He often gets lost in thought, it's very unfamiliar territory.

Hearing you talk is a waste of good silence.

My boss's (super sweet) wife was catching hell from my boss on her choices of furniture & I told him, Don't criticize your wife's choices, you were one of them. He got quiet & she couldn't stop grinning.

He could hide his own Easter Eggs.

You have two brains cells, and both of them are fighting for third place.

You have a keen sense of the obvious!

You have spent your life chasing knowledge, but it has always been faster

I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you.

"You're not stupid, you're just confidently wrong"

Mate... I can't believe you were the fastest sperm.

A face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

He was delivered by C-section, and he has been avoiding labor ever since.

I'm guessing you have not been overburdened by an abundance of education.

I could agree with u, but then we'd both be wrong

You are impossible to underestimate.

You look like you were dragged head first down the makeup aisle at a dollar store.

If work was a bed, he would sleep on the ground

You're about as sharp as a marble

You aren't even the sharpest butter knife in the drawer

When you shake your head, your brain must sound like a BB in a box car!

------ Thanks, Jim.-----

 

Life immitating art.

 

Where's the Starbucks?

 

Or as my Father used to say, "You couldn't throw it off!", which we still say whenever we are trying something down.

 

MacDonalds has coffee!

 

We can only HOPE and PRAY that it is a rug! Please GOD let that be a rug!