Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

A suction cup with a little teething ring ,,,,

 

thinkin he had lots of help from the left to do it... was like the fix was in!!!

 

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

 

The madam opened the door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.” “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam. He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.” Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. “There are no discounts. The price is still $10,000.” Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” The man replied, “St. Louis.” “Really,” she said. “I have family in St. Louis.” “I know,” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.” The moral of this ST0RY is that three things in life are certain: Death Taxes Being screwed by a lawyer

 

The Zombie Queen pelousy and her House minions, along with Shumer and his Senate minions, provided direct support to The Pretender obummer.

 

I'd give my left nut to see at least 50 of our most corrupt politicians,, chain ganged together ,, sling blading , and cleaning roadside ditches ,, and passed to state to state ,, so everyone has a chance to see our political scum ,, doing exactly what they,'d do to us ,,,,