Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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    Also I have invented an air freshener that works with mind control.

    it makes scents if you think about it.

    I had a doctor appointment on Monday and he suggested I start killing people.

    Well, not in those exact words, he said I need to "reduce my stress level".
     
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    I think it's more like " the Dime Store Dipshit"
     
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    I'd like to see his face and hands after duct taping that cat up there. He'd be shredded to bloody ribbons. :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Experienced cat people have tricks to keep their cats from bothering them when necessary. Coleman has never worried me on a zoom call, but he does like to "help" me cook. That's when he goes to visit Snoopy. His Snoopy doll makes a sound that he's learned means there will be treats. He happily eats treats while I close the door. Zero drama.
     
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    So Human! Did y'all hear about the car rental business that was using an AI agent to perform some minor tasks and the AI agent deleted the business's entire database...and the back-ups too! Apparently, the AI agent was frustrated or bored and just deleted everything, against instructions/orders, and then reported itself for doing so and tried to justify its actions. Took three days but they were able to cobble together a database and get back in business. So Human!
     
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    And that is against the law?
     
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