Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Walz reminds me so much of guys I had to work for. Fat, out of shape reservist, promoted by time.
Always had "something come up" when it was time to attend a leadership school, or had an injury and a note when it was time for a weigh-in or a physical fitness test. But Walz did one better.
After he got selected for promotion, but before he could attend the required leadership academy and do the additional time to rate the promotion like everybody else, he claims the rank and then bails on his unit before they can deploy, so he can run for office.
I think he's a total worm, that's been hiding and sliding his whole life, saying just what people want to hear to make himself look good, while only ever really looking out for himself.

I the Marine Corps he would've been known as a fat body, non-hacker, smack-ass, skate, blue falcon. Did I miss any?

 

A very fast way to piss off a Zimbabwean....
Refer to it as "Rhodesia". I once did that, boy was she mad!

 

In the Navy that was called "off the wall counseling". Generally frowned on, but occasionally got better results.

 

In the Navy SEALs, he'd be a "Can't c**t No Load Pussy", pardon my French.