Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I just saw an AI search for "Luh Jimmy's net worth in 2026" that got Luh Jimmy (Jimmy Hairston) mixed up with Jimmy Donaldson (Mr. Beast)

 

Reminds me of a couple young squids in my ET/EW Shop on my ship, early 1980s. They'd hit the beach on shore leave and find a couple hefty girls, they called it "Shamu Hunting". They'd say, "Fat girls need loving too!".

 

Three of us got left behind when our unit deployed to Norway in 1982. I'd been crushed under a trailer, another Marine had been run over by a forklift, and a third had been stabbed in the legs by a mugger when he got into a cab. So we spent about a week just going to chow and hanging around in our old barracks waiting for orders. In the evening we'd go out to the Tarheel Opry House, all three of us on crutches, and go dancing. I'd just find a big girl and ask if she'd like to dance, then I'd just hang on and let her drag me around on my good leg. Had to be careful to protect my smashed up foot, but it was manageable.
We might've just been forgotten, and kept up this routine forever, but when payday came around we discovered that our unit had cut checks for us for the next six months and taken them to Norway!
That was the end of that sweet deal.

 

Same with a pair of tweezers, scizzors, shorts, and a few other such things.