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F. Ticious

Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Back in 2009, I felt morally bound to advise Mr Obama that the our Constitution prohibited a U. S. president from chairing the UN Security Council, a fact of which he was obviously unaware. Maybe Santa will bring him a copy of that document instead of a lump of coal

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08 Aug 2012

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Cool, Clear Water

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Ready and waiting

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08 Aug 2012

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More Moose Adventures

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Back from Burma - You must know where I am now

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08 Aug 2012

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More Moose Adventures

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You'll never guess where I am! I'll give you a few more tries though

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Vote

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Pump those brakes

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Worth Fighting For, isn't it?

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08 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Yoo Hoo, I'm watching. Oh, and citizens, don't worry, the White House won't share your email address with personas or organizations outside the Executive Office of the President. Now doesn't that give you a feeling of security

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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Silent No More

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08 Aug 2012

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Opinions of a Ventilated Moose

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I wanted to Ask President Reagan if he could foresee the Republic crumbling but I remained silent. Shame on me

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08 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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In the name of the Unitd States of American, I claim this as a U.S. Territory

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08 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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Here I am with my own Camp Perry Shooting Team. What an Experience!

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07 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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Came across this 1956 photo of my dad, Master Sgt Moose Sr., USMC Rifle Team at Camp Perry

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07 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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On my journey, I encountered a strange tribe of pygmy's who seemed both fascinated and repulsed by my ventilation hole. One little gnome was so curious, he actually tried to climb through and almost made it but got stuck half in and half out, unable to move in either direction. much to the amusement or possibly the horror of his companions. I imagine it appeared much like a scene from "Alien." Much to my dismay, they all tried poking and tickling him so that he would squirm loose which was quite painful for my poor gut. Eventually, the witch doctor (who looked startlingly like Gene Simmons) appeared and fed the boy a potion that made his body go slack and simply slide to the ground. Much like giving birth, I believe. I'll have to ask Momma about that the next time I see her.

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05 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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I've always wanted to ride a bucking bronco. At the moment, the reason for this escapes me.

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05 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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I decided that if Condoms R Us is going to be successful, I really need more business education and what better place is there then that liberal bastion Yale. I've been trying to get an athletic scholarship based on my skill in so many sporting events but to date, my requests for free money have gone unanswered. I'm sure, however, that Mr. Obama will be happy to subsidize this endeavor since, strictly speaking, I'm an alien. I have a fishing license but that's it, no papers.

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05 Aug 2012

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Moose Adventures

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I forgot to tell you that my primary reason for the India trip was to cheer on Mother Theresa when she received her Nobel Prize. What a thrilling moment. I wonder how much that little medal is worth? I tried to convince her to invest in my United States chain of Condoms R Us but she didn't seem too keen on the idea. Just kept muttering something about the Holy Sea. I'm not sure where the Holy Sea is but she sure does seem to think it has a lot of power. Maybe there is a hydro plant there. Not sure what that has to do with an investment but she may want to put her money into something more liquid

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Back in 2009, I felt morally bound to advise Mr Obama that the our Constitution prohibited a U. S. president from chairing the UN Security Council, a fact of which he was obviously unaware. Maybe Santa will bring him a copy of that document instead of a lump of coal

Cool, Clear Water

Ready and waiting

Back from Burma - You must know where I am now

You'll never guess where I am! I'll give you a few more tries though

Vote

Pump those brakes

Worth Fighting For, isn't it?

Yoo Hoo, I'm watching. Oh, and citizens, don't worry, the White House won't share your email address with personas or organizations outside the Executive Office of the President. Now doesn't that give you a feeling of security

Silent No More

I wanted to Ask President Reagan if he could foresee the Republic crumbling but I remained silent. Shame on me

In the name of the Unitd States of American, I claim this as a U.S. Territory

Here I am with my own Camp Perry Shooting Team. What an Experience!

Came across this 1956 photo of my dad, Master Sgt Moose Sr., USMC Rifle Team at Camp Perry

I've always wanted to ride a bucking bronco. At the moment, the reason for this escapes me.

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