Five Rules to Live By

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER

IN LIFE :







1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Reforming politicians is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end. </pre>

 

Sage advice, oh wise one!

 

Wife says that #5 is the best of them all !!!!!
LOL

 

and no matter how much you polish the turd it is still a turd

 

Nah colt polish it long enough and all you have is a dirty polishing rag....