For the reading enjoyment of those monkeys who have a sense of the ridiculous....I had an idea that the Franky advertising would be wiped, so I took the precaution of saving a copy. don't spill the coffee.
Wasn't that the notorious Frankie the Fang that sparked a vampire panic across sixteen counties when he learned to unlock his cage at night and prowl the campuses of local colleges looking for dormitories with leftover pizza on the premises? Looks like him, sorta. You know, the evil deranged stare, and all. Very distinctive. Got a little vengeful when he couldn't find anything with anchovies. Had a thing for naked necks. (But, then, don't we all?) I heard he finally got busted when they cross-checked the taxi records and zeroed in on a very short passenger that always wore a trench coat, floppy hat, and sunglasses that paid cash and smelled like tomato sauce. The passenger, not the sunglasses. I dunno. Maybe I'm thinking of another Frankie the Fang....