What do you do if....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by snowbyrd, Jun 13, 2012.


  1. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    you come upon an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

    Personally if it is on my property I SS&S (shoot, shovel and shut up)
     
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  2. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Nope. BBQ and salad:D
     
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Gumbo...That's why they are a endangered animal ...Cause they taste good...
     
  4. bfayer

    bfayer Keeper Of The Faith

    I like plants and animals on my property, if they are doing no harm I would probably say "cool, look at that " and take a picture.

    Now if they were destructive or I was hungry...

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  5. SurvivalTech

    SurvivalTech Monkey

    I'd eat em both, or maybe keep the animal bwahahaha
     
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  6. von bohmen

    von bohmen Monkey

    I would make them both disappear, before the feds seen them. The feds would want to tell me I cant use my land, cause of , the little critter and plant.
    So they would have to go.
     
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  7. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Have them for lunch!
     
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  8. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    I agree food
     
  9. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    ***buurrp***

    ahem...what was the question again?
     
  10. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    Ignore it, unless the plant being eaten is in my garden.
     
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