12 days of Christmas, monkey style -- 12 10 round mags 11 yards of camo 10 bricks of ammo 9 packs of patches 8 rounds of buckshot 7 thousand primers 6 pounds of powder 5 A-K kits 4 fresh shot turkeys 3 M1 carbines 2 venison backstraps And a Fulton M fourteen
Here's one I wrote a few years ago (when PGE was our electric company) to the tune of "Let it Snow": Well we're drivin' on by the lights now Christmastime is such a sight now and for all the 'lectricity PGE PGE PGE CHORUS When the metermaid makes her rounds she will be happy to find that the meter ain't slowin' down 'til the end of Christmastime Oh we're drivin' on by the lights now Christmastime is such a sight now and for all the 'lectricity PGE PGE PGE
Now EVERYBODY sing (to the tune of Jingle Bells): Dashing through the isles of a great outdoorsman store fill your bug out bag with a little more... You've got your Valkman knife and your trusted twenty-two a plastic can for extra fuel and a full first aid kit, too. Sur-vi-val Monkey-land it's the place to be where you can have discussions on just how prepared to be OH Sur-vi-val Monkey-land learning's what we do so that you'll always be prepared when the fan starts blowing poo.
Remember: ghrit started it Hmmm... that's odd... I can't hear you . To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman": Monkey survivors are a jolly happy crew, because they're not scared, yes, they're all prepared and they know just what to do. Monkey survivors are all gloom and doom they say, but the good Scouts know everywhere you go Be Prepared for every day! When you go down the streets of town well this is what you'll see; all the sheeple standing in long lines for the food they get for free. But Monkey survivors they just smile and walk on by, because like the ants while they had the chance they replenished their supply. Monkey survivors do their best to be prepared -- be it flood or storm (life beyond the norm) -- try to live life unimpaired.
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire WARNING: NOT PETA friendly + a small part where (I thought) slave-type dialect was unnecessary (but those are short and don't override the funny song) www.youtube.com/v/dyu9jppjIAA&hl=en&fs=1w
I like the PGE song - I've got 29 years with them! Of course I also like the reference to a Valkman knife in the other song.
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita. "Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu." Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
I just love this thread! Thanks, g! Carol of the Shells (to the tune from Carol of the Bells) ~giggle~ Hark how the shells Sweet brassy shells All seem to say Blow cares away Targets are there In your cross hair Trigger slightly squeeze Fire when you please Oh how they pound Raising the sound O'er hill and dale Telling your tale Now your ears ring While bullets sing Straight through the air Target hit suare Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta target practice Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta target practice On, on they send On 'til the end Now hit the gong, it's farther on Ding dong ding dong. Gong.
