As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" Damn "blue hairs".
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
This video cracks me up... YouTube- Gulf Coast of Florida But it should be set to my friend , Brent Burns, song..."If it's snowbird season, why can't we shoot 'em"??
