I can't even get to work today, but my minions are at work. I had left the stuff in my locker to set up the traditional "Some lady in the bathroom" prank. It always gets at least a few new guys and is great for laughs. I've also got my spies flipping computer displays upside down with a few key strokes. This is harmless, but gets to be fun when nobody knows who or how many are doing it. My day is complete. Bwahahahahaha!!
I quiet the job I worked at for 7 years today, forgot it was April 1st. I'm sure they'll be calling Monday when I do think show up.
