Cuba

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tempstar, Feb 6, 2026.


  1. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    Wasn't it during OBummers reign of terror he opened Cuba for US tourists
     
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  2. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Tried. Seemed like it might actually work. Then Cuba doubled down on stupid and shit went right back to how it had been.
     
  3. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    That's awesome.
     
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  4. gii shi kan dug

    gii shi kan dug Monkey+

    I believe we can still go there.
    Just talking with my aunt and she just came back a week or two ago.
    Still can't bring cigars or rum back with you
     
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  5. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I'd go.

    My grandma said it was nice before the revolution. She even danced with Castro at some soiree when he was pro-America.

    Yugoslavia was like a time capsule in 1989 when I went there. I would like to compare Cuba at another historical milestone.

    Because it is going to suck like licking a cats ass once American real estate developers get in there.
     
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  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I had heard it was 5 cigars in your top pocket exposed and 1 bottle of rum? Anyone?
     
  7. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Cuban cigars are overrated. People always want what they can't have, which is most of the allure. These days the best tobacco is easily Nicaraguan, and there's no shortage of that. The land in Cuba has been way too over cultivated, it's essentially a shadow of its former self. But, that won't stop the big spenders fascinated with Cuban cigars I guess.
     
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  8. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Yeah you can go but can't trade with them.
     
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  9. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    The tobacco growers left Cuba and took their knowledge and seeds with them. All you need to make good rum is know-how and sugarcane. About the only export that Cuba has to offer the world these days is hookers.
     
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  10. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    I don't know, I still have not found anything better than my beloved Belindas. So smooth and tasteful. I've tried to find an easier to get replacement but have had no luck so far.
     
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  11. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    Open Cuba I want one of those 50's cars they keep running with washing machine parts
     
  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    And Russian diesel engines!
     
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  13. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    You are talking about cigars...right?
     
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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    LOL

    All the hookers have really nasty STDs that came to the island from Africa. I'll pass.
     
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