A drunk walks up to a cop and says; "Officer, please help me, someone has stolen my car" "Where was it when it was stolen?" "It was right here, at the end of this key" The cop rolls his eyes and says; "Well you best go down to the precinct house and file a report, they can get you all the right paperwork there." "Thank you sir, I will do that" "Oh, before you go, you best zip up your fly." "Oh lord, they took my wife too!"
Delicious! From my 12-yr-old granddaughter: How many babies does it take to paint an 8 ft X 12 ft wall? Ans: It depends on how hard you throw them.
