Henry was sitting in the corner crying. His father-in-law walked over to him and asked him why he was crying instead of enjoying his 25th wedding anniversary party. Henry asked him if he remembered 25 years ago when he held the shotgun behind his back when he married his daughter. Yeah his father-in-law replied. And do you remember that you told me if I didn't marry her you would see that I spent 25 years in jail. Yes said the father- in-law. Well if I'da gone to jail, today I would have been a free man.