"Did you know that the game Doom is loosely based off of the time Satan borrowed $2 from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back?" I saw that in a my friend's sig at another board, but I'm sure it's from one of those Chuck Norris themed sites.
that's pretty good Aptus! we have had a full round table on CN here: http://survivalmonkey.com/forum/chuck-norris-vt1646.htm?highlight=norris