Posted from another Site....... We were eating breakfast with our five-year-old grandson and asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat he said, "It's President's Day!". He's smart, so I asked him "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. He replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Sh!t." DH says it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!