Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself : Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open!"
Yeah....well there's a reason I drink tequila alone.... I believe they wrote a song about the phenomenon??????
ewwwwwwww..... Charlie's like...my brother...! But the other women there? Buy them a drink and ask him what happens......