Revised lyrics for aging baby boomers

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[FONT=verdana, arial]The music artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging Baby Boomers.[/FONT]​

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Songs include:​

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker​

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip​

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash​

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends​

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face​

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now​

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver​

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom​

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts​

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping​

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone​

Abba -- Denture Queen​

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall​

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore​

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again​

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So; how many of you caught yourselves humming the tunes to these songs?